
- Crying as you walk down the street.
- Making a mood board.
- Not shaving.
- Drinking neat spirits in the morning.
- Waking your boyfriend up when you wake up in the night (which you will) and whispering ‘You need to stop breathing like that.’
- Falling over when you are totally stationary.
- Looking at Vincent van Gogh paintings on the internet, crying and saying ‘Now I understand’.
- Throwing things.
- Putting your house on the market without telling your family.
- Smoking in bed.