la la la, i can't hear you, not listening, hands covering ears, don't want to hear

What Midults hate hearing

  1. Your bag is overweight.
  2. Do you even know how much sugar there is in that apple?
  3. I think you’ve had enough.
  4. Can I have a word?
  5. School reunion!!!!!!!!
  6. What a shame.
  7. Our engineer should be with you between 5am and 10pm.
  8. Please continue to hold, your call is important to us.
  9. I am thinking of organising a long weekend in Ibiza for my birthday this year.
  10. Shall we go camping?
  11. Where have you put Dad’s ashes?
  12. Are we still on for tonight?
  13. We don’t have Wi-Fi here so you can completely switch off!
  14. Ooh, that looks comfortable.
  15. The specific crumple of an empty packet of crisps/biscuits.
  16. I’m not looking for anything serious.
  17. Unexpected item in the bagging area.
  18. First of all, you need to deal with that pigmentation.
  19. This never happened with my wife.

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