
- Your bag is overweight.
- Do you even know how much sugar there is in that apple?
- I think you’ve had enough.
- Can I have a word?
- School reunion!!!!!!!!
- What a shame.
- Our engineer should be with you between 5am and 10pm.
- Please continue to hold, your call is important to us.
- I am thinking of organising a long weekend in Ibiza for my birthday this year.
- Shall we go camping?
- Where have you put Dad’s ashes?
- Are we still on for tonight?
- We don’t have Wi-Fi here so you can completely switch off!
- Ooh, that looks comfortable.
- The specific crumple of an empty packet of crisps/biscuits.
- I’m not looking for anything serious.
- Unexpected item in the bagging area.
- First of all, you need to deal with that pigmentation.
- This never happened with my wife.
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