- It is impossible to look sane in the rain.
- If you bake all the bread, you eat all the bread.
- If you make all the cocktails, you drink all the cocktails.
- Naps in the middle of the afternoon are not the same as taking five minutes off to make a cup of tea.
- Zoom is only tolerable if you are fully made up and can at least stare at yourself for the entire duration.
- Netflix is like a bad boyfriend. It knows exactly how to play you.
- Doing your make-up after a month of not doing your make-up is like prehistoric man cave-painting for the first time.
- It is not that necessary to get dressed.
- Running is for children.
- Trying to read a novel when you’re stressed is completely pointless.
- Staying in every night does not mean you get more sleep.
- You would take a bullet for your dog.
- No one is fine.
- It is possible to multitask – for example you can lose your mind and chill at the same time.
- Your sanity depends on David Attenborough staying alive.
- Elasticated waistbands are for winners.
