- “Harder! HARDER!” = Hurry up.
- “Would you like a leetle dreenk?” said in a French accent = I could get quite filthy this evening.
- “Let’s mix it up” = The way we are currently doing it is making my back hurt.
- “I really like it when you touch THIS like THAT” = Please stop what you’re doing now because it is not working for me.
- “Talk dirty to me” = Desperately trying to find some enthusiasm here.
- “You’re the first person who’s ever done that to me” = I’m too embarrassed to tell you how many times I’ve done that with how many other people…
- “When I come back in this room, I won’t be wearing any knickers” = I’ve just remembered I’m wearing my worst period pants and I don’t want you to see them.
- “Do that again” = And get it right this time.
- “Do you have any particular fantasies?” = So I can tell my friends about them.
- “It’s OK, I don’t come every time” = Goodbye.
- “How about a little role-play?” = Now I can legitimately pretend you’re Idris Elba.
- “Let’s do it standing up” = Then surely I won’t have to do my daily squats.
- “Let’s do it on the sofa” = So we can start watching Netflix straight after without having to get up.
- “I’ll definitely be up for it tomorrow night” = Believe that and you’ll believe anything.
