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Grave expectations

Will these things follow us into the next life?

  1. I need to pee.
  2. Where are my keys?
  3. Is the oven still on?
  4. I still can’t sleep.
  5. At least I’ll be in for the DPD delivery.
  6. Don’t bother leaving a voicemail.
  7. I can’t come to your party.
  8. Out of fucks.
  9. I knew I’d be dead before I found somewhere to park.
  10. Thin at last.
  11. I don’t have time for this shit.
  12. Printer never recognised.
  13. Where’s my phone?
  14. Is it me or is it hot in here?
  15. Is it me or is it cold in here?
  16. Is Brexit over yet?
  17. Is it too late to make a will?
  18. Does anyone have the wifi code?
  19. Can I call you back?
  20. *rolls eyes*
  21. I told you I had to cancel.
  22. I can only do one thing at a time.
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