- You’d better get a move on.
- Lucky you – your bits are intact!
- You’ve never known love until you’re a mother.
- I don’t know about all that fertility treatment – it probably causes cancer. They really don’t know.
- I just think it’s a bit selfish to be an older mother. It’s not natural, you know?
- I’d give them both up for one good night’s sleep.
- I mean that’s what we are here for…oh sorry…
- When’s it due?
- Did you never WANT kids?
- It’s not all it’s cracked up to be
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