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10 things not to say to a woman with no children

  1. You’d better get a move on.
  2. Lucky you – your bits are intact!
  3. You’ve never known love until you’re a mother.
  4. I don’t know about all that fertility treatment – it probably causes cancer. They really don’t know.
  5. I just think it’s a bit selfish to be an older mother. It’s not natural, you know?
  6. I’d give them both up for one good night’s sleep.
  7. I mean that’s what we are here for…oh sorry…
  8. When’s it due?
  9. Did you never WANT kids?
  10. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be

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