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Due to personal reasons

  • Due to personal reasons I will not be doing yoga for the rest of the year and possibly the year after that too.
  • Due to personal reasons I will only be shopping when my bank account is in the red.
  • Due to personal reasons, if I answer the phone at all, I will only be answering it saying ‘Yo’.
  • Due to personal reasons I am still going to be fat this summer…
  • Due to personal reasons I will not be starting my novel. Obviously I’ve written my Booker acceptance speech though.
  • Due to personal reasons I am unable to fulfil your request to work this weekend. Or after 6pm. Or before 8:30am.
  • Due to personal reasons I will be mostly rolling my eyes for the foreseeable future. No that isn’t a twitch, it’s just that everybody is being a bit of a dick.
  • Due to personal reasons I will not be throwing away those disgusting, stained jogging bottoms that look like an act of self-harm but actually make me feel safe.
  • Due to personal reasons I will no longer be accepting missed delivery slips. Deliver it guys. That’s the point of you.
  • Due to personal reasons I will no longer be responding to people who don’t know the difference between you’re and your.
  • Due to personal reasons I will no longer be regulating my caffeine intake. Or my alcohol intake. I am embracing the sinful circle.
  • Due to personal reasons I will no longer be making any plans with people who get cross if I cancel.
  • Due to personal reasons I will no longer be saying ‘yes’ when I mean ‘no’. Or possibly at all.
  • Due to personal reasons I will be spending the next 3-4 hours looking at dresses online and internally debating whether I can tolerate leopard print any longer.
  • Due to personal reasons I will be mourning the loss of leopard print in my life. But considering an affair with snakeskin.
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