- Finding your first grey pube is a terrible shock. And then you move on.
- You are always curious about your shrink’s sex life.
- Your mother is in shop windows.
- If you check out of technology, you are checking out of life. Don’t do it.
- You become aware of your legacy. This might turn you into Tony Blair so be careful.
- You become obsessed with death admin but not death itself…yet.
- If you don’t have any old friends you should be worried.
- You talk about sleep more than you talk about sex.
- Infidelity doesn’t necessarily mean it’s over. Contempt does.
- Things get stuck in your teeth.
- Something always hurts.
- And then you think it’s cancer.
