#BFF (If you are over 18)
#NoPainNoGain (When at the gym. P.S. Never take photos at the gym)
#Blessed (When posting pictures of sunsets)
#FoodPorn (It’s a salad – and no one cares)
#IWokeUpLikeThis (No you didn’t – you are wearing concealer in that selfie and your ‘bed hair’ has been manipulated)
#Goals (To accompany a Nineties photo of Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. They broke up. And the rest)
#JustSaying (When you’ve said something unkind. Permission to be a bitch not granted)
#Truth (Permission to be a bitch still not granted)
#DontShootTheMessenger (OK, you need to stop talking now)
#SadFace (Use a gif like a normal person)