- Nothing good happens at 3 in the morning.
- You should never buy the smallest size you can fit in to.
- Everyone needs therapy.
- If you are single, no one can decide if you are pathetic or dangerous.
- Grey hair is beautiful, grey roots make you look deranged.
- Time flies. Fact.
- You are a probably a little bit of an alcoholic. Unless you are actually an alcoholic in which case you may have given up drinking.
- You find yourself thinking ‘what would Theresa do’.
- Worry is both your enemy and your closest companion.
- You are always hungry.
