joan crawford, shower, thinking, weird thoughts

Where does your head go when you’re in the shower?

What do you think about when you are in the shower? The mind doesn’t so much drift as utterly migrate. You have three minutes of intense daydreaming to take you to another world and time. Or just to ask some of life’s perplexing questions. Why would anyone call a planet Uranus? Why do men have nipples? Well you are not alone with the wandering wondering. Reddit users had a field day with a shower thoughts thread recently; here’s where their minds went…

The first person to milk a cow must’ve been a freak.

If June came before April, and December was the first month of the year, the first letters of the months would be DJ FM JAM JASON.

Everyone looks guilty on CCTV.

The person I send e-mails to the most is myself.

When someone who speaks in sign language is handcuffed, they have no choice but to use their right to remain silent.

Two eggs, over-easy, seems like enough for breakfast but two eggs, scrambled, seems like nothing.

The most important conversational skill is knowing when to end a conversation.

We will never know who the best thief in the world is.

Today’s kids will never know the pure joy and excitement of finding the last copy of a newly released DVD on a Blockbusters shelf.

I would rather have wi-fi than heat.

If a caveman got fat, would his friends try to put him on a paleo diet?

The only sit up I currently do is when I realise I’ve left my bra on when going to bed.

There’s only one ocean.

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body… and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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