The world has gone mad. You never know when you might need to cut loose and get off the bus. See below for Midult running away supplies. Frankly this is what our holiday suitcase looks like too….
1. A jumpsuit
To make you feel confident like only a jumpsuit can and like you can take control of shit when you need to. So it might be awkward for all the nervous peeing you’ve got on the horizon, but that can’t be helped. At least you’ll look good while you’re panic googling ‘nearest loo’ or running into McDonalds pretending that you’re a customer so you can use theirs.
Nothing ruins your day like something getting wedged in your teeth that you can’t winch out with your nail. You may have decided to leave your life, but that doesn’t mean allowing for poor gum hygiene.
3. Your phone charger
4. Your favourite pillow
5. A picture of Justin Trudeau
Take the one of him balancing on the side of a table to demonstrate how strong his core is. Or the one of him stroking a baby’s face – or at Canadian pride – or boxing, so you can see his tattoos. It will really cheer you up.
6. A hair tie
Because the alternative is unimaginably horrifying.
For chin hairs. Can double as a weapon.
8. A bag of Xanax
There’s no need to be mentally present for all of this, you know.
10. A eye mask
Stay away from the light.
11. A hot water bottle
Who doesn’t feel better with a nice, toasty hot water bottle gently generating heat up their jumper?