1. A photo that is over ten years old.
2. A hot selfie
You have never had a job. Nor do you ever want one, apparently.
4. A famous person who looks like you
A fine line between comedy and vanity is being negotiated here.
5. You with a famous person
Oh God. Don’t be a fan, be a friend.
6. Something random like Snoopy or a butterfly
Being mysterious and taking the Zorro approach on Twitter is understandable and actually pretty smart. Disguising yourself on Facebook is like when a small child thinks they’re hiding just by putting their hands over their face.
Of course we’re looking at the lovely beach you’re on. Of course we’re not looking at your boobs.
8. With your kids
Most of your friends with kids have pictures of their kids in their photo, so you’ll have to as well because otherwise you’ll look like the one who doesn’t love their kids.
9. A charity filter from ages ago
It’s OK, we have gay marriage now.
10. Wedding photo
That dress cost a fortune and you looked gorgeous, so flog that horse until it’s dead.