Don’t you mean a mirror? No. This is no mere mirror. This one has zoom. You can also take topless selfies and other selfies to check what your bits are doing. From all different angles. Good, bad and completely terrible.
Daily brain teaser
Like exercise but without having to do anything except worrying about where the phone is – apart from running round the house sweating, tearing up the sofa and throwing everything out of the laundry basket, opening the fridge several times. So actually, nearly exercise.
Way to get out of awkward conversations (ironically)
“I am sorry I just have to *waves phone* call my doctor/parent/bank/boss/lover/someone is calling/dying/crying/in danger.”
Oh look at that neat little 3-bedroom cottage on Zoopla, you know they are going to build the Eurostar to very near there at some point, and you can do an extension, say it again, extension. Side return. Off street parking. Ready or not here I come…