We know, we know: it feels highly improbable. The last time you made the beast with two backs was when people called it the beast with two backs. Which was possibly around 753BC.
If you want to have sex, you need a Sex dress. I’m talking about something that screams My Light Is On, as opposed to My Telly is On. Subtle, the Sex Dress ain’t. The Sex Dress needs to suggest – strongly – that you’re frisky. Cleavage? Bring it. Body-con? If that’s your thing. More important than how it looks, though, is how it makes you feel. Whether your own personal Sex Dress is long or short, velvet or chiffon, black or floral, the most important thing is that it makes you feel like a goddess. A horny one.
It’s leopard print, it’s velvet, it’s tactile, it’s figure-hugging and it’s sexy as all hell
Isabel Marant, Ulia Leopard-Print Velvet Dress, £770
The peekaboo lace is very seductive, while the pale blue keeps it from looking too tarty
Self-Portrait, Azaelea Guipure Lace Midi Dress, £260