Will these things follow us into the next life?
- I need to pee.
- Where are my keys?
- Is the oven still on?
- I still can’t sleep.
- At least I’ll be in for the DPD delivery.
- Don’t bother leaving a voicemail.
- I can’t come to your party.
- Out of fucks.
- I knew I’d be dead before I found somewhere to park.
- Thin at last.
- I don’t have time for this shit.
- Printer never recognised.
- Where’s my phone?
- Is it me or is it hot in here?
- Is it me or is it cold in here?
- Is Brexit over yet?
- Is it too late to make a will?
- Does anyone have the wifi code?
- Can I call you back?
- *rolls eyes*
- I told you I had to cancel.
- I can only do one thing at a time.
