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Heat insomnia: 10 things that go through your mind at 3am

  1. What IS the difference between roasting and baking?
  2. What will happen when David Attenborough dies?
  3. How many people have liked my last post on Instagram?
  4. Why did my mother never let me do ballet lessons?
  5. Omg, I’ve got no money.
  6. And I’m going to die!!!
  7. Why did I sleep with him?
  8. Trying to remember who won the last MasterChef….
  9. I don’t have a will or a pension. Will they send me to prison?
  10. Is it too late to medicate?
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