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Girl manterrupted

Sometimes it’s as though you’re not there. You have a voice only dogs can hear, perhaps. Or, maybe, when your lovely lady-voice starts tinkling, they hear a monkey clapping in their heads. Manterrupters happen. Here are some things to say that might confuse them a little. Poor them. Ish.

  1. You know it’s true love when the other person finishes your sentences for you.
  2. Can you say that again, but slower – maybe at the speed a unicorn would trot at. Do you love unicorns too?
  3. How many times did you think about sex while you were saying that?
  4. That’s great – if you could now rescue me from my tower and validate my existence by asking me to marry you, I’d be grateful.
  5. I don’t understand what you’re saying. That’s because it’s not pink.
  6. Did you hear that noise? It’s the sound of my soul screaming.
  7. Sorry, what were you saying? I was just having a micro-sleep.
  8. You’re adorable, do you know that?
  9. We can’t go any further in this conversation until you can tell me the name of Bette Midler’s character in Beaches. Only then I’ll know I can trust you.
  10. Shall we do a selfie?
  11. It’s OK, I know I’m good at driving because after I gave my driving instructor a blow job, he said I was the best pupil he’d ever had. Thanks for the helpful parking tips though.
  12. I’d like to settle this with a game of French skipping.
  13. That was so impressive. Again! Again!
  14. Does someone need a hug?
  15. It’s OK, I know it’s full moon, so it’s not your fault you don’t have any manners.
  16. I might go and have a little lie down while you finish my thought process.
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