Me: He’s hot.
Also me: Is he though?
Me: He’s tall.
Also me: Shorter than my last two boyfriends.
Me: Good teeth.
Me: Nice laugh.
Also me: Sounds like an evil Barbara Windsor.
Me: He thinks I’m funny.
Also me: He’s laughing at me.
Also me: The dog will watch us having sex and he won’t mind.
Also me: He just wants to get laid.
Me: Can I order the steak? Will it make me look greedy?
Also me: OMG, don’t attempt a shag on a full stomach, you fool.
Me: I think I’ll just play it cool this time.
Also me: I want to marry him.
Me: He’s suitably outraged about the rescinding of DACA.
Also me: When is it OK to change the subject to Game of Thrones?
Me: He probably doesn’t have time to watch much TV.
Also me: BAD SIGN, VERY BAD SIGN.
Me: I’m glad I brought up the current situation in North Korea.
Also me: Do I have spinach in my teeth?
Me: He’s easy to talk to.
Also me: I haven’t waxed.
Me: I will stick to my feminist principles and pay half.
Also me: If he doesn’t offer to pay the whole thing, he’s an arsehole.
Me: He’s offering to drop me home. Result.
Also me: I left my knickers drying on the clothes rack in my bedroom!!
Me: Excited about all the sex that’s about to happen.
Also me: How do I get away with watching Strictly on Catch Up first?