Life is full of injustices. Not least spots and wrinkles. At the same time. You would have thought that, by the time the latter appear, the former would have been consigned to history. But no. Insult and injury culminate in the vast hormonal chin spot. And where a pimple used to last for two days, now it’s a week-long situation. Also, why do we never grow out of performing self-surgery? So we end up spotty, wrinkly and scarred. Oh God, it’s a disaster.
Try Malin + Goetz’s 10% Sulfur Paste. It’s not pretty – it’s bright white – but it dries the bastards up without parching the surrounding skin. Basically, it starves pimples as you sleep while harnessing organic camphor and zinc oxide to heal and deal with redness. It works. Oh, and by the way, in case you were still wondering, toothpaste doesn’t.
Malin + Goetz 10% Sulfur Paste, £18