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Adventures in Insomnia: Part two

Brain: Morning!

Me: What?

Brain: Wake up time!

Me: It’s 3am.

Brain: Hellohelllohellohellohello.

Me: Shhhhh.

Brain: La la la la la la.

Me: I said shhhhh.

Brain: (singing in Doris Day voice) ‘Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane.’

Me: It’s June.

Brain:Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer, pullin’ on the reigns’

Me: Enough.

Brain: Let’s play a game.

Me: NO.

Brain: You need to go to the bathroom, get up.

Me: No I don’t.

Brain: Wrong!

Me: (gets up) I’m so tired.

Brain: Don’t get too comfortable, we’re going again in half an hour.

Me: Go away.

Brain: Let’s play a game – I’ll start.

Me: I’m trying to sleep, you utter bastard.

Brain: What song is this line from-

Alarm goes off.

Me: I want to kill myself.


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