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10 things…you can get away with because it’s full moon

  1. Forgetting to pick your children up from school and then blaming it on your mother – even though she had nothing to do with it.
  2. Making a mood board.
  3. Not shaving.
  4. Drinking neat spirits in the morning.
  5. Waking your boyfriend up when you wake up in the night (which you will) and whispering ‘You need to stop breathing like that.’
  6. Falling over when you are totally stationary.
  7. Looking at Vincent van Gogh paintings on the internet, crying and saying ‘Now I understand’.
  8. Throwing things.
  9. Putting your house on the market without telling your family.
  10. Smoking in bed.
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