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10 THINGS YOU ONLY KNOW IF YOU ARE IN THERAPY

  1. Everyone needs therapy.
  2. Avoid all men who say ‘…and I turned out alright.’
  3. That you can recover from your childhood but not escape it.
  4. That good shrinks can be incredibly scary.
  5. Talking about your therapeutic process in public is boring for EVERYONE. Except on The Midult where it’s positively encouraged.
  6. It’s the only place in the world where you never need to worry about being boring.
  7. Don’t try and make friends with your shrink (if you succeed they are rubbish).
  8. Boundaries are not just things that complete wankers talk about.
  9. You are always curious about your shrink’s sex life.
  10. Nothing good happens at 4am.
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